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LAUGHS FOR A MOTHER'S DAY WEEKEND!
"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes
Of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."
"Go away!"
Said the old lady. "I'm broke and haven't got any money!" and she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.. "Don't be too hasty!"
He said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse
Manure onto her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure From your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."
The old lady stepped back and said, "Well Let me get you a fork, 'cause they cut off my electricity this morning.
Shopping with a Grandchild
AN OLD MAN WAS GROCERY SHOPPING WITH HIS GRANDSON. THE TODDLER WAS CRYING AND AT TIMES SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS.
That second one is oh so true. There are few things quite so wearing as
shopping with a toddler who's having a major 'terrible two' strop.
BlackPhi, I was lucky with my son and grandson; never had that experience
with them. A look was always enough to change the behavior. When I first
started getting my grandson a weekend a month, he came into the house
crying knowing his parents were leaving. Once they left, I looked at him
crying and started crying the same way he was. He quickly quieted down and
started looking at me as if to say, WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? From
that time forward, there were no more crying scenes.