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THE SUREFIRE WAY TO GET A MATE IN YOUR LIFE

posted Monday, 21 April 2008
 Everybody wants someone special in their life, usually we just don't know how to make it happen.  It's important to know yourself well enough to know who will work with your flow (and vice versa) and who won't.  Here's a guide to getting that man or women in your life.
HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN:

Wine her Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment
her. Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her.
Romance her. Encourage her. Believe in her. Pray with her. Pray for
her. Cuddle with her. Shop with her. Give her jewelry. Buy her
flowers. Hold her hand. Write love letters to her. Go to the ends of
the earth and back again for her.


HOW TO TREAT A MAN:

Show up naked. Bring chicken wings. Don't block the TV.

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1. Mary Blue left...
Monday, 21 April 2008 7:27 am :: http://mindtravels.wordpress.com/

"Show up naked. Bring chicken wings. Don't block the TV."

No sense in showing up naked! With the wings and a good view of the tv he will never know if you have clothes on or not!


2. The Capt. left...
Monday, 21 April 2008 7:45 am

Mary Blu, THIS MAN wants his woman dressed sexy as hell, smelling nice and looking sumptuous (?). There's nothing wrong with a little kissing while sitting on my lap, hugging and petting during the game. It adds to the excitement. The problem is how many relationships of significant time still have those kinds of feelings between the man & woman? We create our experiences by what we bring to the table, when we wait for someone else to make the first move, we often find ourselves inert.


3. Angela McCaskill left...
Monday, 21 April 2008 10:11 am :: http://angela-in-depth.blogspot.com/2008

There is much wisdom in this joke!You forgot one thing though bring beer and leave a man alone when he is getting his grill on.Apperently BBQing is sacred to a man (at least it is to "Al")...lol...


4. The Capt. left...
Monday, 21 April 2008 10:23 am

Angela, I missed the obvious. If not the beer, an alcoholic beverage of some sort. I HEAR some people add a smoke, too!