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 The Nun in Hooters

A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in 
a While 'the lights would turn off.'

Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.

She walked up to the bartender, and asked, 'May I please use the 
restroom?
The bartender replied, 'OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue 
of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.'

'Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way,' said the nun.

So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.

After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just
Long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause!
She went to the bartender and said, 'Sir, I don't understand.
Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?'

'Well, now they know you're one of us,' said the bartender, would you 
like a Drink?'

'No thank you, but, I still don't understand,' said the puzzled nun.

'You see,' laughed the bartender, 'every time someone lifts the fig 
leaf on That statue, the lights go out.

Now, how about that drink?'

Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking & appear to require a hip replacement.

The 1st patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day & has a time booked for surgery the following week.

The 2nd sees his family doctor. After waiting a week for an appointment, then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn't reviewed for another week, & finally has his surgery scheduled for 6 weeks from then.

Why the different treatment for the 2 patients?

The 1st is a Golden Retriever.
The 2nd is a Senior Citizen.

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